im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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