Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
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I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
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Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
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