cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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