Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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