Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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