So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
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I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
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