I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
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He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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