I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm having to shit out rocks
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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