So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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