sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
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screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
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tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.