So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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