How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
