is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
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She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
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My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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