So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Randomize