There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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