I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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