i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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