The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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