im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Pooping to opera.
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