whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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