uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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