just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
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ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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