me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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