i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
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my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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