You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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