so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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