I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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