In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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