what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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