Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
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and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
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Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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