escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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