jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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