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(415): View more from California

God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..

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(941): View more from Florida

so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow

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(407): View more from Florida

How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.

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(647): View more from Ontario

A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.

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(518): View more from New York

He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now

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