oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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