Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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