Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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