I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
