good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
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I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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