Dual....:-)
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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