Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Too much gin, very little bucket
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
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Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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