I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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