you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
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I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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