I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
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