Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Last time i carry you out of a forest
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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