her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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