Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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