she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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