He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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