You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
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He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
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I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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