All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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