also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
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Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize