Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
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Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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