I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
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if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
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She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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